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No, it's not the beginning of a bad joke, but the tale of a shoplifting pooch in Utah.
The K-9 caper took place at Smith's Food & Drug Store in Murray.
"I've never seen him shop in here before; brand new customer," the manager said. "Didn't even have his Fresh Value card."
After checking out a girl in the checkout lane, the dog went straight to aisle 16. The dog food aisle.
"He knew where he was headed," the manager said.
He grabbed a rawhide bone, only to be confronted by the manager.
"I looked at him," the manager said. "I said, 'Drop it!' I decided I wanted to keep all my fingers, so I didn't try to take it from him. He looked at me and I looked at him and he ran for the door and away he went. Right out the front door."
He's still at large, presumably enjoying his bone, which was valued at $2.79.
Police have issued an APB for the missing mutt - an All Pooch Bulletin.
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